This week's jokes!!!

This week our jokes will be related to.....WAITERS!!!

Remember to add a joke on the topic selected and at the end of the week, following your comments, we will choose the best one. Ready for the joke competition:

Waiter, this soup tastes funny
So why don't you laugh?

Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.
Yes sir, they're not very good swimmers.

Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup!
Yes, sir, it's the hot water that kills them.

Waiter, what's this in my soup?
I'm not sure, sir, I can't tell one bug from another